Wasting Tax Payers' Money?

Malaysia is hosting yet another Formula One race in Sepang this weekend. But somehow I forgot to watch it on tv yesterday. The thought of watching F1 live at Sepang circuit has always been in my mind but the ticket is too costly. Believe me F1 is only for the elites, bourgeois and the rich NOT for a poor farmer like me. I would rather spend the money which is a third of my annual farm sales to buy Big Macs. However F1 race must continue in Malaysia because it is good for the foreign exchange income.

The Conflicts
After my car crash December 2,1990 I encountered many confusing events. Once I met a guy who said he studied at University of Saskatchewan with me but I could barely knew him. I knew that the other 24 Malaysians would come back to Malaysia the earliest in September 1991. So I disregard him- not to mention I had to pay his teh tarik too.

The 20-year-old conflict with Malaysians will continue BUT one day I will leave Malaysia. Canada is my destination. Although I have no money now, I know Allah will provide me the way to leave Malaysia. To Malaysians my gesture still as if I find it so hard to leave Malaysia but the fact is I am ready to go to Canada again a long time ago.

Some Malaysians said I wasted tax payers' money by coming back empty handed to Malaysia but the real people who wasted tax payers' money were the University Utara Malaysia UUM lecturers and the diplomats at Malaysian Students Department. During my 3 years in Canada, at least 15 UUM lecturers came to Saskatoon. Initially I thought they really came to do some research but the fact is they were spying on me. Believe me they came to Saskatoon at least in business class flights. I knew that because once as I was carrying their luggage I came across their flight tickets. I was their 'Coolie' for their rides and even I have to spend my scholarships to buy their foods.

BUT
When I went to UUM last year to attend my sister's MBA convocation, not even one UUM lecturers dared to meet me. I could see their faces but they just ignored me(just like every other Malaysians). Don't mention about teh tarik because mineral water is absent as well. I understand they are elites who drive imported cars, wore Paris suits and Clarks shoes.I was not their standard. But it was this Malay coolie whom they bullied while sight seeing in Saskatoon. They are wasting tax payers' money but NOT ME.
The UUM lecturers mission to Saskatoon was to spy on me, find the mistake that I made in Saskatoon and recommend to the PSD to send me back to Malaysia and become a coolie again.

AND TO ALL YOU UUM LECTURES WITH Phd or WITHOUT
1) Having a surplus balance of payments does not necessary mean the federal government budget is surplus too because BOP and Federal Budget are two separate SHITS.
2) UUM MBA degrees are inferior because even until now my sister is yet to gain an increment in her salary.

One day I will go to Saskatoon again as a complete stranger because all those people that I knew were gone forever. Maybe a picnic at Pike Lake will sooth my mine...........

Malay Bible

Finally the Najib premiership has embarked on the most important decision regarding race relations in Malaysia. It was decided that the holy 'Bible' can be published in any languages including Malay provided for the Peninsular Malaysia edition it must print "For Christians Only".

I remember while checking into hotel and motel rooms either in Hong Kong or Canada I could find a copy of the holy bible in one of the cupboards.But I cannot find any copy of the holy Quran when I checked into hotel rooms in Malaysia.

It is the same for the use of the word 'Allah' for god. Although the courts are still undecided over the issue of the word 'Allah' for churches, I find no harm if the churches want to use the word 'Allah' for god. Malaysians are more educated nowadays. Of course the issue of Islam as the official religion and the special rights of the Malays provided in the Federal Constitution will be the aspects in which the verdict of the word 'Allah' will be based upon.

But I am a Malay of suku Biduanda. I eat with my right hand. I find it awkward to eat with fork,knife and spoon. I speak Malay. I take off my shoes at home.My parents are Malays but why can't I get an extension for my Canadian studies scholarship?
Answer: Simply because I refuse to marry a Malay women who apparently is a relative of mine.

The rhythm of song "Selamat Tinggal" by Broery is going deeper and deeper into my soul.

New Credit Card Ruling

Bank Negara Malaysia (www.bnm.gov.my) on 18th March 2011 announced a new ruling for credit card applications. Now the minimum income requirement has been increased to RM24,000 per annum from RM18,000 annually.

Now a person can only have two credit cards from a bank. Taking into account the number of banks in Malaysia, I truly lauded this move.

The use of SMS alert for every transaction commencing 1 January 2012 is a good innovation.However I am not sure about the P.I.N. requirement for every transaction beginning 1 January 2015. Is the PIN required for the worldwide transaction or is it just for transactions in Malaysia only?

No One Cares

Since October 15th 1990, I have never met one single Malaysian asking me "Nizam, when would you would like to go to Canada again?" But instead I got a letter demanding RM70,000. That is the first SHIT. No one cares about my studies. The Malaysian Students Department officers were  busy playing golf ,polishing their Mercedes and have second or subsequent wives.

SHIT Number Two
The academic year for University of Saskatchewan starts in September every year. I came back in October 1990. What did I do between August 1990 to October 12th 1990? Playing with my penis hah?

SHIT Number 3
Who the bloody hell those students from Egypt whom the Malaysian government paid their trip home recently because of Mubarak the dictator? They were received at KLIA Vip terminal. Who the hell they are? Rulers, ministers or just 10,000 stupid dumb Syiah followers. In addition the government still pay their airline fares back to Egypt with RM500 cash. My god! You dumb politicians.

SHIT Number 4
I am not sick. Now I realized that I am not sick. If I look sick that is because I have been in this uncivilized country of mine for the last 20 years. I want to see the world.
Those interviewers at Putrajaya who interviewed me on April 15th 2003 were dumb as well. Continue my studies in a low class government or private Malaysian universities and learn back from scratch. Idiots!


Shit Number 5
I am a straight person. My sexual orientation is towards women. I do not like ass holes! Its full of shits.

What about my Canadian studies? You bastard politicians.

I AM NOT ACTING

For the last 20 years I have tried to find ways to go to Canada again. Guess what Malaysians said.. "I am acting"
Allah is my God and Muhammad is His prophet
Right from the moment I stepped out from the aircraft at SAAS Airport on 15th Oct 1990, I said to myself one day I'm going to Canada again and I will.
Malaysians who read my blog said I was acting. No people. I am not acting. If I have the money I would leave Malaysia in under 72 hours. I do not act. Believe me people!

WHY NIZAMVAL?

Now that I know a few Malaysians are following my blog, people were asking why I chose 'Nizamval' as my blog address. First the address 'nizam' was taken. So to get my full name I just write nizam then abbreviation A for Abdul and L for Latip my surname. I purposely did not write SAIFUL because as you all know I'm a born loser. Nothing that I do is successful. (Just like those interviewers said to me during my JPA or PSD interview in 1985 when I was 17th) My name SAIFUL is closed to the word successful. Since I am not a successful man I just leave the name SAIFUL.

V denotes versus. So nizamval is meant, I always fight with my late father diplomatically so that I could go to Canada again. I remember as I was driving my father to the hospital on that fateful day of December 30th,  2008, I kept on mentioning Syahadah(first pillar of Islam) and Canada to my father. I could read his lips saying "take care of my mother" and I told my dad to syahadah and I will go to Canada again.

REUNION
As I said before I thank my fellow 24 Malaysians who went to Canada with me for not inviting me to any of the reunion gathering. I understand I just drive a cheap Perodua Kancil, work in sweats, no suits and tie, no girlfriends and friends, don't like to mingle around with people, a born loser, I don't know table etiquette and could barely make RM6,000 per annum. Read with your eyes people "I could barely make RM6,000 per annum income in Malaysia". So it will not make any difference if I go to Canada and become a beggar.I am staying with my mother and sister now. When my mother dies, I know my sister will evict me out from this house. So it doesn't matter if I go to Canada and my landlord evicted me out from my apartment because I could not pay the rent.By the way, I WAS NEVER ever EVICTED from my room or apartment by my landlord during my three-year-stay in Canada.

So readers
You Watch Your Damn Mouth
Celaka babi puki iblis laknatullah punya tanah air.

FRIENDS 2

I know I have many laughing friends but I do not have a friend to cry upon in Malaysia and I do not intend to find one. My Canadian friends treated me better than Malaysians.

FRIENDS

It is now midnight in Malaysia. I must admit I am lonely but who would want to make friends with me. I'm a nobody and poor. I had a facebook account once but I closed it later.

Listening to an Indonesian singer Broery Marantika singing Selamat Tinggal, I keep wondering will God ever answer my prayers. Looks like it has been 20 years of praying. I will continue to pray so that I could leave Malaysia and say 'Selamat Tinggal' to Malaysians who hated me so much.

I thank those who went to study in Canada with me for deserting me for the past 20 years. Maybe watching the rerun of sitcom 'Friends' is the only answer.

FINANCE Magazine

I thank God that today I received the Global Finance magazine by ordinary mail delivered by Pos Malaysia. The last Global Finance magazine which I received was in May 2010. I wonder where were those issues from June 2010 to January 2011? Who took it and why?

CORRECTION
The sentence on KPDNHEP from my previous article SHOULD BE READ as " I propose that baby milk and pampers be made controlled items by the KPDNKK". I'm still young, guys!!