Kuala Pilah Malaysia Celaka Babi 2

Kuala Pilah Malaysia Celaka Babi 2

CORRECTION from previous article

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4)The fact is Canada is also a constitutional monarchy like Malaysia.If Malaysia has the Agong as head of state, Queen Elizabeth 2 is Canada head of state BUT a governor general represents the queen in Canada. And if states in Malaysia have rulers or governors,each province in Canada has a lieutenant governor to represent the Queen. The parliament, judiciary and executive for both Malaysian and Canadian governments report to the respective Agong and governor general.

USA vs CANADA

1)Since I was small,the United States has always fascinated me. Not only from tv but also from stories I heard from my seniors at Sekolah Menengah Sains Negeri Sembilan Kuala Pilah.
2)Furthermore when my auntie followed her husband who worked at the Malaysian Permanent Representative to the United Nations New York, I was told of many great things about the US.I even wrote my auntie's New York address in my composition letter during my S.R.P. examination in 1982.
3)Not many people realized that USA and Canada are 2 different nations in North America.In fact some Malaysians said USA and Canada are the same which of course not true.
4)The fact is Canada is also a Constitutional Monarchy like Malaysia.If Malaysia has the Agong as head of state, Queen Elizabeth 2 is Canada head of state BUT a governor general represents the Queen in Canada. And if states in Malaysia have rulers or governors, each province in Canada has a lieutenant governor to represent the Queen. The parliament, judiciary and executive for both Malaysian and Canadian governments report to the respective Prime Ministers.
5)Canada is a nation with royalty but has many American values. For instance Canadians drive like the Americans while Malaysians drive like the British. Its good to experience American life with the Queen as the sovereign.
6)But in reality 3 out of 5 Canadians are anti Americans.(Based from my experience during the US Canada free trade debate in 1989)

One Day....

CANADA DAY

Today July 1st 2011 is the 144th National Day of Canada. Canada gained independence from the British North America Act 1867. OH CANADA!

Hari ini 1 hb Julai 2011 adalah Hari Kebangsaan Kanada yang ke 144 tahun. Kanada merdeka melalui  Akta British Amerika Utara 1867.

UNTUKMU AISHAH

Aishah,
Terlebih dahulu aku ucapkan selamat hari lahir pada 19 Februari yang lalu.

Aishah,
di sini aku di dalam bilik yang dingin keseorangan menitip sisa hidup selama 43 tahun lalu. Ya,aku masih ingat akan mu cuma kau yang menyepi diri. Masih aku teringat akan perbualan terakhir kita sebelum aku meninggalkan Saskatoon pada October 1990 dahulu. Aku masih ingat aku memanggilmu daripada pay phone Pinder's Drug(sekarang Shopper's Drug Mart).
Aku yakin pada umur kita yang sudah 40an kau sudah berpunya dan mempunyai anak.Amat beruntung suamimu kerana dapat memilikimu yang cantik jelita.Cuma jika boleh aku ingin tahu siapa dia suamimu dan apa pekerjaanmu.Pernah sewaktu reunion Commerce University of Saskatchewan di Shah Alam pada tahun 2003, aku cuba bertanya tentangmu kepada rakan2 ku tetapi tiada yang bersuara.Mungkin mereka risau aku akan marah atau pun teresak menangis agaknya.

Aishah,
aku terlalu ingin untuk menemuimu tetapi sebagaimana yang kau tahu aku sendiri khuatir jika aku akan terus marah2 seperti mana yang berlaku sewaktu aku pergi menemuimu di Thunder Bay. Kita asyik bergaduh sewaktu aku pergi melawat Lakehead University.Apakah kita akan bertegang leher juga jika kita bertemu di saat kau sudah berkeluarga ini? Aku harap tidak.

Aishah,
20 tahun tanpa berita darimu amatlah menghampakan. Aku sering bertanya apakah nanti tiada juga kemesraaan jika kita bertemu sepertimana tiadanya kemesraan sewaktu reunion Saskatchewan tahun 2003 yang lalu? Aku masih ingat sewaktu kita mula2 berkenalan di KPP/ITM  seksyen 2 Shah Alam dahulu. Kau amat pemalu tetapi aku seorang yang gila2.

Aishah,
Aku sedar siapa diriku. Aku balik ke Malaysia tanpa sekeping ijazah. Walaupun aku tidak gagal tetapi saudara mara,sahabat dan masyarakat  tetap cakap aku kantoi. Telah lebih 10 tahun aku berbudi kepada tanah milik aruah nendaku. Hanya itulah sumber pendapatanku sekarang, tidak ada kerja dalam aircond apatah lagi menggores kad kredit kesana kemari.

Aishah,
Sengaja ku titipkan bingkisanku ini dalam blog
Agar semua orang tahu aku pernah mencintai seorang wanita bernama Aishah orang Johor
Aku berdoa semoga kita boleh berbicara di dalam email atau telefon, cuma aku tiada email dan nombor hpmu
Aku tetap mencintaimu dunia dan akhirat.
Semoga kau berbahagia.

KUALA PILAH CELAKA BABI

Masa aku sampai kat airport Subang 15 Okt 1990 aku punyalah excited nak balik KP sebab family aku baru pindah rumah baru. Tapi first thing yang aku dapat aku kena maki hamun kena ugut kat pasar basah Kuala Pilah . Celaka babi punya Kuala Pilah punya  tanahair.
Lepas tu bila aku accident 2 Dec 1990 (jubur lu lah) ada pulak cerita aku ambil benda setan sampai ada orang jumpa parents aku suruh aku masuk serenti. Celaka punya jubur. Bila aku cakap cakap dengan betina sundal Melayu ada pulak yang ugut. Aku tahu barua yang ugut aku tu. Dulu masa kat STJ aku tangkap barua2 tu hisap rokok so sekarang bila masing2 dah kerja dah ada kuasa nak balas dendam kat aku. Betultak? Burit punya AS 32.
Kau orang tahu tak hidup aku macam sial babi 20 tahun duduk KPilah ni? Dah lah kampung macam sial internet macam jubur bus service macam burit pelacur aku kena buat kerja berpeluh2 kutuk lagi. Mentang2lah kau orang ada ijazah kerja dalam aircond, apa kau orang cakap bau badan aku macam penagih? jubur kau oranglah. Lepas tu masing2 menunjuk2 depan aku sundal lawar, kereta mewah betul tak? Aku tahu kau orang nak bunuh aku 19 April 2004 dulu tapi nyawa aku panjang lagi.
Celaka kau orang. Babi puki sial Kuala Pilah celaka babi. Hoi barua aku nak tinggalkan Malaysia tak faham ke?
Macam barua2 yang interview aku 15 April 2003,mereka tanya aku mana degree aku? Aku jawap aku bersedia nak tinggalkan Malaysia bila2 masa untuk tamatkan pengajian.Tapi yang lubang juburbabinya aku masih lagi di Malaysia. Aku nak tinggalkan Malaysia faham tak? faham tak?
Celaka SIAL PUNYA TANAH AIR KUALA PILAH.

CONVOCATION - Graduation

Imagine I am now at TCU. Names are called one by one. Finally my name is called and I walk myself to the Chancellor. The university president gladly give me my earned scroll. Presumably I am the only Malaysian who receive my scroll that day.

ONE DAY........................................................................................................................................................................

Humor?

1)I thought no one reads my blog. Someone asked me whether it was the correct date that I arrived at SAAS airport Oct 15th 1990 and my accident happened on Dec 2,1990. I have my International Passport which stamped arrival at SAAS 15 Oct 1990 , 29 May 1989 and a police report of the Dec 2,1990 accident.

2)Now that Chrysler has started to pay its loan to both the US and Ontario governments, the world auto industry is taking its feet again. I am sure Proton and Perodua will build better design and economical cars apart from having greener engines. Although I did not see Chevy Cruze at the 2010 KL Auto Show, I am sure Proton and Perodua can make as good cars as Chevys. Of course a poor farmer like me will still drive the low quality Perodua Kancil I bought in 2002.

3)Talking about cars I remember a teacher in primary school Mr Foo who owned a VW just like my father. Those days everyone who owned a VW would have boom boom engines(the noisy engine exhaust). Mr Foo would arrive at the school a few minutes before the bell rang, so when we heard the boom boom noise we knew Mr Foo was coming to school. My father's VW was producing a lesser exhaust sound.

4)I always regard May 29 as an important date. P Ramlee died May 29th 1973. Malaysia has proclaimed May 29 as Seniman Day to honor people like P Ramlee and his friends. Another figure that I like is A.R .Tompel. The movie "Ahmad Albab" which Tompel played an arrogant wealthy father gave me such a significant impact. A baby was born to a poor farmer who married the arrogant wealthy father's daughter but the baby never stop crying until that arrogant wealthy grandfather knocked on a door. Then the farmer was bestowed with a hidden treasure inside a cave.

SINCERITY

1)Where is sincerity in our modern world? By now my dear readers could guess whether I was sincere enough when I agreed to leave Canada in Oct 1990.
2)A politician in power would do his job but is he really honest for what he did? Another politician who is battling for power will make unrealistic promises in order to gain power.
3)A doctor with low pay at government hospitals will discharge his duties not 100% while a doctor  at a private hospital will always attend his patients in terms of monetary value first hand.
4)A Muslim scholar will use his knowledge to make himself popular so that people would consult him on matters pertaining to Islam. Sometimes we know his advice is contrary to the al sunnah wal jamaah.(sunni)

There is no more world of sincerity today. No matter what we do there is always some kind of rewards that we want. So do not talk to me about honesty and sincerity.


GDP
Bank Negara Malaysia announced a 4.6% GDP growth for quarter 1, 2011. I think the administration of PM Najib can have a better figure for the 2nd quarter.


Nuclear Energy
Recently there has been a protest by the residents of Kuantan, Pahang over a proposed set up of a plant which could discharge hazardous radioactive carbon or some kind. Previously I kind of like the idea of nuclear energy or plant BUT after the March 2011 tsunami and Fukushima tragedy in Japan I began to have reservations. True there is no quake in Malaysia but Kuantan Pahang Malaysia receives a lot of rain from October to January. I would love to pay less for my electricity bill but certainly I do not want to die by radioactive carbons. Kuantan is the place where I was born. At least once a year I would drive east to Kuantan. I do not want to develop any skin cancer after my visit to Kuantan. I think PM Najib should review the Lynas project. To me Lynas is a potential Chernobyl.


Marriage
Again people were asking me why I am still single at 43. My problem is I do not have a proper income to support a lady.Thus I know every women looks at me as a less desirable man to be with. Speaking about desire my lust is towards women. Someone asked me whether I approved LGBTs (lesbian gay bisexual transsexuals). My answer is NO. But I find no harm befriending this group. At University of Saskatchewan there was a Malaysian guy who likes to wear women's clothes. He even confessed to me that he wanted to have sex change. I have friends from this LGBT group but that does not meant I approved this kind of sexual orientation. Its like me a Muslim befriended a Christian guy. I will continue a Muslim and he will continue a Christian. I hope to meet a women who could accept me for what I am because I am nobody.

To answer LGBTs:-
I DO not belong to this group of LGBTs.  As an  ASIAN , LGBTs is a menace to the Asian culture.